I noticed in the BIO you said you'd be "helping the kids" if you made a lot of money. I'm not going to be able to help you, but I wish you luck. I think you'll make out okay though. There's a lot of idiots out there that haven't got a clue about what a real scam looks like!

How is it a scam if I'm telling you exactly what you'll get for your money? Nothing.

You're right, it's not a scam. But I can tell you where you made a big mistake.

Do you know how many people are working very hard every day trying to put food on the table, clothes on their kids backs, and they also have to come up with the mortgage payment every month? Do you think that people that will be working probably until they're sixth-five years old are going to send you money? A lot of people, that can't afford to go to Starbucks, will be looking at your home page. I honestly believe that when they read "never have to work again", they will be laughing just as hard as I was when I first read it. But don't give up hope, there 's a lot of brain dead idiots out there that will send you a dollar.

I was going to change your total donations from $55.04 to $55.05, but it's not worth going through all that trouble for just a penny!

There seems to be a lot of hostility in your email. Are you getting enough sleep? Perhaps you're one of these people that has trouble making his mortgage payments? If so, don't worry. You're not my target audience. My message is directed towards the excesively rich, luxury yacth-owning, vip club-hopping 30-somethings busy blowing daddy's money. By the way I don't know how many of these people you mentioned exist, but Starbucks looked pretty packed this morning...