Aha!

A nobel attempt worthy of a Seinfeld episode or something like that. I was just watching the news and saw this. I am wondering how much you will make simply from the news story. There are a million ways to make easy money doing less work than keeping up this website. I'm into EBAY. I am sure you know about the fortune to be made on EBAY. Here is a tip from Ed. I work for a guy who made 90,000 dollars last year on EBAY. This is what you do to become rich.

Go through your phonebook. Look for women with names like Ethel, Bertha, Mary, Gladys, etc. that do not have a male name beside them. Call them up and say "Hi there! I have your name and phone number here from a while back. Someone somewhere must have given it to me. I sell antiques and old stuff. I think someone told me you had some old stuff to sell."

THEN

they invite you over, and you can pretty much pick what you want. Offer them a decent price and then sell it on EBAY. Old stuff SELLS like crazy. Am I getting through to you?

Hmmm...

Well, bummer about your jobs. You could frequent old lady bars too. Get in good with them..marry them, and then get their cash...

Sounds stupid doesn't it? Yeah...that's because money means shit dude. You can be the richest guy and be miserable, or be the poorest and feel like a king. It all depends on you. Get a girlfriend, hold her hand, etc. Anyhow, i'll bookmark this site to keep your progress noted, but i'll be damned if I ever send you anything. I've got my own issues.

ALSO, i think it's pretty selfish honestly to say:

The thing is, i just keep thinking: "There must be someone out there right now who is completely loaded beyond belief and wants to play a joke on all his/her decendants by leaving their entire fortune to me. There must be one person out there somewhere." I just need to find that person somehow. Now that would be newsworthy.

Why wouldn't that person donate the money to a school or hospital? How could you justify buying all that shit you want over feeding kids or getting computers for a school? I love the idea, I admire your experiment. Seriously this might catch on now that the news is playing you. If anything, thanks for making me realize that there are bigger wacko's out there than me, and that someone out there(you) is alot more F'd up than I am.

Regards,

Ed DumbWitt

I'm sorry did you say something? Huh, speak up now. I don't think i heard you. What did you say? What? Your lips are flapping but nothing's coming out. Wait. What? Nope still can't hear anything.

in the 20 seconds it took you to write that lame reply, I made more money than your entire website has so far.

Nope, still can't anything.