Hey Mike,

I just saw your special on Fox 5 News, and you are tres tres TRES cute. I had to check out your site, and i find it sooo funny, and all the people who send you hate mail and say *bad* things (i won't curse, because like you said it's a family website,,lol), they're the ones that need to get a life, and not take it so seriously! Anyways, i just wanted to say hey there, and well..maybe we could talk some more? You sound like a great guy whose just looking to make a couple bucks in an amusing way..haha sounds like me.

Hope to talk to you later, Julie

Thanks Julie, but I'm happily engaged. Maybe you could give me some money though. That would be swell. :)

mike