My name is Mike. I want a million of you to give me a dollar so that I can be a millionaire. They call me a cyberbeggar or cyberpanhandler, but I prefer "genius".

With your help I can pay off my debt and never have to work again. It takes less than the price of a cup of Starbucks Coffee to help me, and you'll probably just blow the money on something senseless anyway, so give it to me instead.

Help me, please. It only takes a dollar. And you'll get a nice warm gushy feeling all over. I promise!

* The Starbucks corporation is in no way affiliated with this site, and those bastards haven't sent me any money either.